Friday, September 3, 2010

resolutions of the day

1. i will stop dreaming about iker casillas

2. i will stop sighing sadly everytime i look at his picture (sighs)

3. i will stop saying "kitnaa cute hai" when i see him smiling (sighs again)

4. i will stop googling him a gazillion times a day

5. i will stop using google translate to translate every word he speaks in his interviews...even the swear words he uses during the game.

6. i will stop wishing he spoke in english

7. i will stop wishing casillas dumps sara carbonero after she eats 10 tons of chocolates in a day and gains 10000 pounds

8. i will stop wishing casillas dumps carbonero when she cheats on him with an .......amateur...dutch ..carrom player (not even spanish) (not even a footballer) (not even a proffessional) [i am not sure if there is any such thing as a proffesional carrom player though]

9. i will stop wishing he dumps sara carbonero after she shows symptoms of human wolf syndrome (evil smile)

10. i will stop wishing they never met.(on the brink of tears)

11. i will.... *runs away to her room crying*

2 comments:

  1. I couldnt stop commenting when I read Iker Casillas...haha.. so his on-screen kiss with carbonera disturbed u :P

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